While in the Golden State, Cosmo met, and got to know, any number of lady hats, most of them quite well indeed! This, remember, is a Traveling Hat, and he has very little, if any, shame. The biggest news is that Cosmo narrowly escaped getting married--a first for him! There were scary fathers, crazy redneck cousins, a kinky pirate girl, not to mention booze, parties, guns, and knives. Yes, THE HAT had himself a fine old time!
|First, of course, was the hat he really went all the way to see, the lovely Chapeau Rouge.|
|This led, to everyone's surprise, to a trip to the altar. Rouge waited nervously for Cosmo to show up.|
|But alas, the marriage was not to be. Cosmo bolted, infuriating Rouge's redneck cousin, LeRoy, who had a gun.|
|There were too many other hats to meet and make love to, like Anna Panama, a gorgeous doe-eyed, beautifully tan hat from Ecuador.|
|There was also Chapeau Verde, a fit outdoorsy Western hat, who was refreshingly sassy.|
|There was Luba, an exotic Russian hat, who was VERY nice to Cosmo.|
|There was that little hottie at the beach...|
|There was Amore, Anna Panama's cousin, who wanted Cosmo to run away with her.|
|There were clingy beach bunnies...|
|There was the birthday party Liz threw for him, to attend.|
There was a cake that Liz baked for him, but she didn't know how many candles to put on it, because Cosmo refused to reveal his age.
|And there was Verde's dad to worry about--Daddy Stetson. He warned Cosmo against trifling, but it was like telling a fish to stay out of the water.|
There was a lot going on--too much to tell about here. Would Cosmo lose control and marry one of the lady hats? Would he run off with Amore? Would he dally with a pirate girl? Would someone knife him or shoot him? Tune in tomorrow, folks!